A quick rant
When your ex-boyfriend contacts you (after months of no contact for good reason) to basically brag that they got this kick ass job in New Jersey and are moving very soon and want you to go to your mutual friend’s birthday party so they can just rub it in your face more that they finally got their shit together after you broke up and after you helped him through the hardest time in his life and oh yeah made him take the IT certification test that got him the job in the first place. That’s when you want to crawl under your bed with a block of cheese and just cry.
Some people self-medicate with ice cream. I just bought some sharp cheddar.
